Caffeinated Cadaver Cookies


1-1/4 cup whole wheat flour
1/4 cup almond flour
4 tablespoons of Skeleton Brew’s “Dark Roast Reaper” roast coffee, ground
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup coconut oil, melted
1/4 cup maple syrup or honey
1 egg white
1/2 cup dark chocolate chips or chunks
1/4 cup chopped walnuts or pecans


Step 1: The Vintage Blend

Prepare to indulge in the nostalgic allure of Skeleton’s Vintage Coffee Delights—a treat that combines the artistry of Skeleton Brew’s robust beans with wholesome ingredients. Begin by mixing whole wheat flour, almond flour, ground “Dark Roast Reaper” roast coffee, baking soda, and salt in a large bowl, letting the aromatic character of the coffee beans awaken your senses.

Step 2: The Liquid Gold

In a separate vessel, whisk together the melted coconut oil, maple syrup or honey, and egg white until smooth, creating a golden liquid that will bind the dry ingredients and add a touch of sweetness.

Step 3: The Harmonious Union

Gradually merge the liquid gold with the vintage blend, stirring gently to form a consistent dough. Let the flavors meld, ensuring every bite of the Vintage Coffee Delight is perfectly balanced.

Step 4: The Chocolate Oasis

Fold in the dark chocolate chips or chunks, creating pockets of indulgence within the dough. The chocolate will add depth and richness to the cookies, enhancing their vintage appeal.

Step 5: The Nutty Finale

Introduce the chopped walnuts or pecans to the dough, adding a delightful crunch and a nutty undertone to the cookies.

Step 6: The Artful Creation

Using a spoon or cookie scoop, drop portions of the dough onto a parchment-lined baking sheet. Flatten each mound slightly, shaping them into delightful discs ready for baking.

Step 7: The Golden Transformation

Place the baking sheet in a preheated oven at 350°F (175°C) and bake for 10-12 minutes. Watch as the cookies transform, their edges turning a golden hue, signaling their readiness.

Step 8: The Vintage Rest

Once baked to perfection, allow the Vintage Coffee Delights to cool, letting them firm up and develop their full flavor profile. As they cool, the aroma of the “Dark Roast Reaper” roast will fill the air, transporting you to a bygone era.

Indulge in the Skeleton’s Vintage Coffee Delights, a treat that perfectly embodies the essence of Skeleton Brew. Savor the rich coffee flavors, the sweetness of chocolate, and the crunch of nuts, all wrapped in a vintage-inspired delight.

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